Иван-Кузнец Потапов

12 ноя 2023 12.11.2023

Мой вариант анекдота про гвозди

И создал изначальный материю, на материю хватило, но немножко глины осталось. А когда материи стало скучно и она спросила у изначального, а глина? изначальный ответил, так вот же, положил же.

Первоначальный вид анекдота:
Мама собирает сыну обед в школу:— Вот, положила тебе в ранец хлеб, колбасу и гвозди.— Мам, нафига??— Ну как же, берешь хлеб, кладешь на него колбасу и ешь.— А гвозди?— Так вот же они!

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Исполнил лысого. Святоша! 😇

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