Нонна Журавлева druzeinebyvaet

11 ноя 2023 11.11.2023

Друзья! Доброе утро! Вот сегодня суббота и у многих выходной. А чтобы день прошёл удачно, начну его я с анекдота

Анекдот про Гюльчатай

В засаде ночью сидели душманы.И двое по тропе идут. Один душман, им крикнул.- Стой, Кто идёт?Да, это я, Абдулла, ответил из идущих. А кто же, впереди тебя?Да, это же жена моя, Гюльчатай. А разве, не читал Корана ты? - Сказал душман. В Коране ведь говорится, что жена, должна идти за мужем, но никак, не впереди. Идущий им ответил. Когда писали тот Коран, мин не было, противопехотны там. Иди, иди вперёд, Гюльчатай.

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