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Юлия Воронцова

11.01.2023

Если это не шутка, то очень необычная вакансия

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Илья Попов

11.01.2023

Вакансия бухгалтера тоже интересно очень.
В одной конторе появилась вакансия бухгалтера. Приходят девушки на
собеседование, их спрашивают: Сколько будет дважды два?
Первая отвечает: четыре.
Начальство прикинуло: не подходит, слишком правильная.
Вторая отвечает: а сколько надо?
Начальство думает: не подходит, слишком сговорчивая.
Третья отвечает: 79!!!
Начальство: как так?
Девушка: очень просто, 50 вам, 25 мне, 4 в кассу.
Вот, надо быть сообразительным.
😊💐

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Павел Иванов

11.01.2023

О, надо кинуть эту вакансию щитпостерам, которые тут выкладывали свои высеры про астрофигню

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Илья Попов

11.01.2023

Это не астрофигния, а астропенисология. Надо знать.

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Илья Попов

11.01.2023

Наверное работа шаманов дорого стоит и предпочитают дешёвую рабочую силу - астрологов. 🤣🤣🤣
Скажи мне кто твоё руководство и скажу, чем ты занимаешься.😎

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