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Анекдот от Петровича

28.05.2023

Три друга

Жили-были три друга. Однажды ехали они на автомобиле и все трое погибли в автокатастрофе. И вот, предстали они все перед Святым Петром, который и говорит:

— На Небесах вам будет предоставлено средство передвижения. Какое именно — это зависит от вашего прошлого.

Посмотрел Святой Петр на первого и говорит:

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Анекдот от Петровича

22.05.2023

Девушка в баре

Девушка в баре подходит к бармену и, наклоняясь через барную стойку, очень сексуально спрашивает его:

— Молодой человек, можно вас на секундочку?

Он приближается. Девушка берет его за ушком и начинает гладить по волосам и голове:

— Вы здесь хозяин?

Он, наклонившись к ней, недоуменно отвечает:

— Может, и я, а может, и нет.

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