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Симпатичная девушка, купаясь в бассейне, потеряла свои плавки.

Схватив какую-то табличку и прикрыв спереди свои прелести,

она побежала в отель.

Вдруг разразился громкий хохот.

— Hечего надо мной смеяться, — рассердилась она.

Hо, посмотрев на себя в зеркало, прочитала надпись на табличке:

"Только для взрослых. Глубина от 2 до 10 метров".

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