Mike Kafanov

Ah yes, when I think “transformational marketing improvement”, I too think 16% higher ROAS

18-24 hate AI so much that at this relatively small level of employment displacement we're a couple years away from AI riots

I’m not saying lawyers like these two should be banned from practicing, but my god, wouldn’t it be nice to make them display a quote about their AI use on all their marketing material, the way we made FX brokers display the number of customers who lost money trading last year

Zero hate here, but has there ever been a better setup for McConaughey's "you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers in this racket"?

Businesses be like “we’re serious about adapting to the shift to LLM discovery” and then just pay for a barely working GEO position tracker without even adding ChatGPT and the like to a post-purchase “how did you hear about us” survey

Quotes in AI labs’ blog posts are getting less and less distinguishable from a dead NPC’s log entries you find while trying to figure out what doomed the horribly disfigured crew of yet another expedition

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Backblaze cleared our 32% minimum target in 2.5 months, now up 100%+ since the free write-up

This summer is all about delusionmaxxing

Now we wait

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Isn’t it tragic that the most AI-skeptical audience (minus status-game columnists and educated doomers) is largely the one that would benefit from it most?